Orochimaru

Personal messages first...

Zetsu, if you would like to observe the effects of one of our little... transactions (coughthehormonescough) I suggest you come over soon. Kabuto and I are taking a video of Kidomaru's wonderful reaction to it but the camera's beeping and I believe that means it's about to "die". I hope I don't have to buy a new one... how does an electronic device die anyway? Otherwise, as per the conditions of your challenge... if you would kindly observe the fruits of my initial trial in 5... 4... 3... 2...

1. :) Cue sticky explosions~



Sasori, someone wanted me to tell you "hello" for... ahem, him.

And Itachi-love, Sasuke-kun wouldn't put the scissors down until until I asked this so~ I hope the gift basket arrived safely. Because the most unfortunate thing happened and it appears that my messenger was bitten during delivery. Death on arrival, and I don't mean to the hospital. Kukukukuku.


Now, to the darling leader (still lowercase, bitch) or shadowy monstrosity or whatever you call yourself now-a-days~ to show that there are no hard feelings between us (like I care about a little get together between 7 men, a girl, and a cow; seriously, don't you people see each other enough already?) I'm sending your money over before the party. Small bills~ Crisp~ Completely fake~ and, most of all, certainly not a Trojan horse.

Although you might want to be careful about opening it, small bills tend to bite and leak deadly poison into blood streams~



And here I am, out of antidotes~ Oh, woe.





Post-script: Zetsu dear... you... wouldn't happen to be pollinating would you?

And... I was watching Gerard Butler's excellent behind sashay around on my big screen when a sudden thought crossed my mind:

nagbitchmoan + costume + dye = This? Opinions please~ >)

Kabuto made a few cupcakes and I thought I'd share them with all of you~

I'm watching my figure and Sasuke-kun's deathly afraid of pimples. Teenagers~.




((ooc: This batch's got 12 bags of sugar in it. He tries.))